Things porn stories frequently get wrong about sex

* The hymen is not located a distance down the vagina. Your penis can’t run into her maidenhead after it’s inside the vagina
* A woman (18+) who’s been using Kotexes since her periods have started is unlikely to have a hymen left. If she does, it’s barely there
* The vast majority of women do not orgasm from fucking. If she’s going to cum, the man should make her cum before they have intercourse
* She’ll be much more lubricated and will enjoy intercourse more if she cums before intercourse
* In situations typically described in porn stories (a young, inexperienced male who is very sexually stimulated and it’s his first time with this partner), the guy is not going to last very long (< 1 min)
* Given the above two, her cumming two or more times from his fucking her is cranking implausibility up to 11
* If the sex consists of the male character whipping it out and pounding her, it’s unlikely to be an enjoyable experience for her
* If she is someone who does orgasm from intercourse, the chance of her cumming at almost the same time that he does is very small
* I’ve never had someone put their finger up my asshole during sex, but given how much I enjoy prostate exams, I don’t think I’d enjoy it during sex
* I’ve never done anal. My impression is that it’s nothing she’s going to find enjoyable without a lot of lube and a lot of time getting her sphincter to slowly relax. I don’t see spitting on her asshole and then fucking her ass like it’s her vagina turning out well

One thought on “Things porn stories frequently get wrong about sex

  1. These are too funny! I’ve often thought about this while watching porn. It’s no wonder that some guys are so messed up about sex because this is the example that they see. Great post!

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